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80 years from now;

Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
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killself:

my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps

killself:

my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps

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x-ellirks:

iwillmindfuckyou:



SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 



LOOK AT THE SMILE ON HIS FACE.

alsdjhfgdhakjs 

x-ellirks:

iwillmindfuckyou:

SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

LOOK AT THE SMILE ON HIS FACE.

alsdjhfgdhakjs 

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childish-forever:

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childish-forever:

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